fartgallery:

thegodismylord485:

fartgallery:

pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck

But how do I freeze the taco of fire?

what???

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

corackadile:

why dont you

why do not you

FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING

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m0rphlne:

m0difiedlife:

inkpoop:

m0rphlne:

do u ever have those days where u look in the mirror and say “thank u puberty”

no

no

thats because you guys dont own mirrors

thehomosexuallyfrustrated:

newid-the-dalmatian:

thehomosexuallyfrustrated:

adidas-sport:

thehomosexuallyfrustrated:

Hmmm I wonder if I should post a pic

is that even a question?

is that even an answer?

The answer is yes.

I’ll post it in an hour after taking multiple pics and choosing only one

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

• people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
• i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
• people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
• i hate my voice
• i have something really mean to say
• i hate you
• i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

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